They haven't had snakes in Ireland since before the last ice age, but this is Missouri and, besides, these snakes are plastic, so whatever...

So, yeah, these are photos of shillelaghs and stuff taken today during the "snake invasion." Please forgive the awkward amount of white space to the right of these shots, and the obnoxiously long headline. There's no accounting for taste, and it's not like we have a degree in graphic design, people.