The secret to never getting any wrinkles and staying forever young is green paint.

Smoke 'em if you've got 'em.

You mean to tell us he couldn't have painted his feet too?

To quote Shakespeare and Prince Hal (who, as you'll recall, enjoyed hanging out with Falstaff, at least in Part I):

If all the year were playing holidays/ To sport would be as tedious as to work/ But when they seldom come, they wish'd-for come?/ And nothing pleaseth but rare accidents.